A junior school teacher had a class of 26 pupils. She presented each child with the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder. This is what they came up with. Not only are they funny, they are also very clever!
Strike while … the bug is close.
It’s always darkest before… Daylight Saving time.
Never underestimate the power of… termites.
Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.
You can’t teach an old dog new … maths.
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier that the… pigs.
Where there’s smoke there’s… pollution.
A penny saved is… not much.
There are none so blind as … Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not.. spanked or grounded.
When the blind lead the blind… get out of the way.
A bird in the hand… is going to poop on you.
If at first you don’t succeed… get new batteries.
You get out of something… only what you see on the box.
Better late than… pregnant!